Okay, seriously??? I can’t HULA HOOP!??!?!?!?   SMALL CHILDREN can hula hoop!!!  I had one when I was a kid I have hooped before! ……… so COME ON!!! 

I bought one called  ‘acu-hula-hoop’.  It has these silver 1″ wide METAL balls inside the hoop (okay okay I know….I know… YOU would have kept shopping…after YOU saw the metal balls.  I on the other hand… well… never mind!!) anyway everytime the hoop falls it hits my knee.  (I have a very nice silver dollar size bruise on the outside of my knee) and have yet to get the dang hoop to go around a full time!!    I am NOT having fun!  I am having pain.    Stupid hula hoop!!  I’m going back to hula hooping on the wii… where I still suck ……… but at least it doesn’t leave a bruise.  Anyone wanna buy a used weighted hula hoop?  (It’s too late to say “works great!!” right?)